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One of the few people in the world who actually UNDERSTAND humour but also the way the world works. Deep thoughts about politics, religion and all the other boring stuff are his main jam. Your mantra is simple; Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon, I'll be the first person of something too.
Oh my God he's so boring. Such a Neil
Neil by Konsa May 4, 2019
tan
hot
lots of friends
pretty good at sports
extremely loyal to his girlfreind and his friends
modest
all the girls want him but he is too modest to except it
gets all the pretty girls
see patrick
girl #1: who is that guy?
girl #2: thats neil he so hot right?
girl #1: yea but he already has a girlfriend
girl #2: thats not suprising look at him
neil by whitelatinosoccermofo December 9, 2010
A nice guy who loves a good joke, isn't disrespectful to others, hates bad words, and has millions of friends. Traditionally an actor/writer/dreamer with brownish red hair. Fun to be around, sometimes annoying but often quite awesome. Trust worthy but can't keep a secret.
Neil is awesome, I can trust him with anything and I would hate to lose our friendship!
Neil by JuicyMcJuice September 23, 2011
Usually smokes weed out girls asses
Neil ate the weed out the ass
Neil by Hehdhsa April 19, 2021
A man who may seem very put together and happy but secretly is a bitter man who is good at minipulating people, he is two faced and mentally abusive
"Are you ok grace'" " no my boyfriend called me a bitch" "he's such a neil"
Neil by Cheesygrater August 2, 2017
(v) asking someone to homecoming and then never talking to them again after they say yes
Neil by sexybeast1946 November 20, 2014