naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Naval Battle

When two males jerk off in a pool and take turns shooting their loads on each other.

It was 98 degrees out today, so me and Austin went to the pool and had a naval battle.

by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010

naval cleavage

Rolls of fat that are exposed when a fat girl wears a belly shirt and it is mashed up to look like cleavage, much like a fuva

Tim: Aw man look at that girl with the muffin top.
Jeff: Damn that is some naval cleavage!

by joshlong June 24, 2009

Naval Tortoise

A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!

Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.

by DJ Craze October 23, 2013

naval face

When a face has been blown off and looks like a gaping hole of a belly button.

He's got a case of the 'naval face'.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019

Naval Warfare Roblox

A game with a bunch of 9 year olds pretending to be a captain.

John: Hey Gabrin wanna play Naval Warfare Roblox?
Garbrin: No thanks its a game full of 9 year olds and pay to winners.

by Messerschmitt bf 109 October 9, 2020