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Nature's Lube

Refers to using shit as lube for anal sex. Typically the receiver with eat food which causes as mushy dump (that kind that takes nine rolls of toilet paper to wipe clean). Rather than wiping, the receiver will leave the remaining shit as is and have the giver insert their penis, using the shit as lube. In some cases, the receiver will cut the shit short, increasing the remaining fecal matter / lube.
We were all out of lube last night, so Sonia just took a dump without wiping and then I fucked her up the ass using nature's lube.
by KY Rider December 16, 2008
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Mother Nature

A term used to personify nature. Using the term "Mother Nature" doesn't necessarily mean you don't believe in God, it is simply a slang term for referring to nature.
Mother Nature is so intelligent in it's design - plants purify our air, trees shade us from damaging UV rays, and grass keeps our coast lines from eroding.
by mothernature4321 May 30, 2017
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nature calls

When someone says - nature calls - they mean they have to go to the bathroom - lool - WC -toilet.
during a conversation

john : have you heard about the new ipad

steve: nature calls brb dude

john : lol take your time
by dodopotter October 17, 2013
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force of nature

A person or creature possessing unnatural or God-like power.
She was a force of nature.
by lordpestilence January 15, 2005
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walking children in nature

A phrase coined by Rupaul's Drag Race contestant TaMMie Brown during Season 1's reunion episode. Turn off your goddamn computer and go walk children in nature.
"You all called me losers and I don't see you out there walking children in nature."--TaMMie Brown
by anxietyblogger May 19, 2014
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nature's pubes

sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair
dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"
by scroaty g November 2, 2012
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Nature-type

A person who, in lacking the ability to define their own self-worth, tries to make everyone around them feel like an idiot.

Found in STEM fields, always trying to get into a better school than the one you're in now.

Likely has a personal subscription to the science journal "Nature".
Common phrases of the Nature-type:

"Well, ACTUALLY, in the most recent edition of "Nature", it was shown that..."

"It's hard to pick which med school to attend, given that so many have already accepted my application."

"Oh that? That was exceptionally easy for me."
by Xebracorn November 1, 2020
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