Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.

Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!

by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017

neat like taco meat

Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.

Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".

by Mike Lightner April 28, 2006

Neat-nick

Somebody that is obsessive about cleanliness.

Ex: Lauren, don't be such a neat-nick. You've already organized your room three times today.

by Elizabeth Page October 11, 2008

Neat-o

To be really cool in a gay way.

I was playing a video game and did I have these neat-o cheat codes.

by Peña May 11, 2004

neat bouii

Ur mom

Ur mom's a neat bouii

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

Neat Sex

Neat Sex is a culture movement that provides sexual experiences to a high standard of etiquette. It is the complete opposite of sloppy sex.

Neat Sex Example: Say thank you after the experience.

Use a towel and fan to make sure sweat or other bodily fluids isn’t scattered.

Oral sex isn’t Neat it’s sloppy.

Calling each other proper names such as gentleman and madam during intercourse and avoid terms such as bish, daddy, or other improper names.

Play classical music during sex if music is desired. Rock, pop, rap and R&B is considered sloppy.

by Ryse Blackman November 20, 2021

neat beans

A variant of Cool beans; a phrase used to describe that the desired outcome of an event has occurred. Often used to replace words such as 'sweet' and 'awesome.'

"I'm going to college in the new year? Neat beans!"

by Kidduffah June 21, 2004