Muslim

Widely and commonly misunderstood, Muslims have been dealing with bigoted and ignorant people long before modern events. For the people who gave you Coffee, Hummus, Clocks, Cleanliness, and surgical procedures, they surely are mistaken simply for a culture rather than a religion-when in fact Muslims thrive all around the globe.

The only reason why you should hate a Muslim is because they invented algebra

by Muslim Truth June 23, 2018

MUSLIM

A PARTICIPANT OF THE ISLAMIC RELIGION. MUSLIMS BELIEVE THAT IF YOU KILL ONE PERSON IT IS AS IF YOU HAVE KILLED THE WHOLE HUMAN KIND. MUSLIMS ALSO BELIEVE THAT IF YOU SAVE ONE PERSON IT IS AS IF YOU HAVE SAVED THE WHOLE HUMAN KIND. TERRORISTS ARE NOT MUSLIMS, CHRISTIANS, JEWS, HINDUS, SIKHS, BUDDHISTS, JAINS, OR ANY RELIGION. TERRORISTS ARE JUST BAD PEOPLE, THAT HAVE LOST TRACK OF THEIR VALUES. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE SAID THESE THINGS ABOUT YOUR RELIGION? SO NEXT TIME YOU HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT MUSLIMS BEING TERRORISTS, REMEMBER THAT THERE IS BAD AND GOOD IN THE WORLD. THE BAD CAN BE CLASSIFIED IN ONE WAY, BAD. NOT BY THE BELIEFS OF A RELIGION, THE COLOR OF SKIN, WHERE SOMEONE IS FROM, OR ANY OTHER UNCONTROLLABLE ASPECT!

WHO IS THAT GIRL PRAYING OVER THERE ON THE DECORATED MAT?
THAT IS A MUSLIM.

by Aloe is on the fast track May 15, 2017

Muslim-ginger

A creature that was never been witnessed by a human it is a Muslim with orange/red hair

Ahhhhhhhhhh it’s a Muslim-ginger

by #hindupenis December 7, 2019

muslim

muslims are people who believe in the religion islam. they are often mistaken as terrorists. unfortunately there are a lot of people who believe everything on the news and spread hate against muslims. we do not behead people. and terrorist are not Muslims. they r people who have misinterpreted the Quran and are unfortunately ruining our name. we do not stone girls who get raped just for our family's honor. if u want to judge our religion judge the acts of the last prophet and the verses in the quran. islam only says to fight with non muslims during war. also muslim men are not rapists and in islam if a girl says no to getting married to a man the marriage does not happen. we do not force child marriage. and women wear a black cloth over their body so that men don't look at them and try to rape them. in islam, we respect woman. women WEAR HIJAB AND COVER THEIR BODIES SO THAT THEY R NOT THOUGHT TO BE SEXUAL OBJECTS AND JUST TO BE USED FOR A MANS PLEASURE. people don't understand islam and are arrogant so they spread hate. please understand that muslims aren't terrorists and nine eleven was planed by bush for oil. thank you.

muslim, a follower of the perfect religion and misunderstood and a target of hate by arrogant people .

by hafuz October 18, 2015

Schrödinger's Muslim

A person who claims to be a practicing muslim but eats pork (claims it's just bits), has sex, and does drugs. He is the man in the high tower that looks down at others for not adhering to his own moral values. It's also easy for him to repent and pray for forgiveness because he -unlike others- will always find his way back to Allah.

Man, that dude Toufic is such a Schrödinger's Muslim. He did MDMA last week and had crazy sex but has the balls to lecture me about stealing a plant.

by ksalam January 10, 2021

To go Muslim

It means to intentionally give up all worries and hesitations to get completely engrossed in an object, or a task.

This phrase stems from the literal definition of "Islam," which means to completely submit to the will of the superpower in Arabic language.

The kids went Muslim on their first Halloween trick or treat event in Grandpa's neighborhood! They hauled at least 50 lbs of candy!

It's finally sunny in San Francisco! I am wearing my crop top and short shorts, for I am going muslim for Sun! Want to join me, Tiffany?

You have to go muslim on a magic mushroom trip in the park, or it will be all muscular cramps and bad moments! Embrace your sensations! Love them and enjoy!

by ninzy_got_tits November 13, 2021

Muslim

1 of every 3 persons in the world! Victim and a little tired of stereotypes and one badass motherfucker who knows how to party!

She says: OMG! he is so cute and so good in bed. He blows up my world!: Must be a muslim.

by fierbutterspark April 22, 2013