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Dirty Muskie

Verb. A sexual act of great difficulty and high prestige. It occurs where a man has his buddy hide in the bedroom closet with a camera. The man then proceeds to engage in sexual relations with a prize female. While the man is fingering the girl, said buddy jumps out of the closet at a strategically pre-determined time. The man, while keeping his fingers inside the female's vagina, hooks the female in the cheek with his other hand and lifts her up in the air. He then proceeds to cheese for the camera, proudly displaying his prize female.
Man: Yo, check out this picture of a dirty muskie I caught at said bar the other night.

Friend: Wow, she's a beauty.
by johnny the angler October 21, 2008
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ball bag musket

Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.
Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.
by pantyteamaster August 6, 2010
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mudkitty

Left wing troll who stalks right wing websites endlessly, even when universally loathed, banned or otherwise told to go away.
Dang girlfriend, I got me a mudkitty on my blog and dat bitch won't go away.
by Miss. Thang May 23, 2008
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musit

the greatest university cinema club in the universe. this club is a place where we discuss the french new wave and then watch the movie fight club all the time.
Will you be at Musit's Night Cinema Event on December 24?
by skybluesb December 13, 2021
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Party Musket

When you do a bump of cocaine out if the tip of your friends cock hole by packing it in there with a toothpick and your thumb.
Fred was doing Party Muskets from Steve all night at the gathering. Pretty sure they went through two 8-balls.
by KrypttR6 September 21, 2021
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packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.
-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.
by T-Killa! November 19, 2010
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Custard Musket

A slang term for the Male organ
He was caught polishing the Custard Musket
by peagoose June 10, 2007
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