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Mr. Oliver Murdoch

Mr. Oliver Murdoch is the dirtiest person known he's shagged every Peterborough United player and now has Aids, Rabies and Hiv. Mr. Oliver Murdoch also is a nonce as he has fingered, shagged and had more than a few blowjobs from the 14 year old slag Mrs. Izzy Trott. Mr. Oliver Murdoch is a very dirty man and must be stopped.
"What is that stench"?

"Must be Mr. Oliver Murdoch's penis"
"Look at that nonce over there"
"Is that Mr.Oliver Murdoch"?
by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021
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Rupert Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch is a saying that means either "fucking bullshit" or Blasphemy, either way, its not a phrase to use lightly, or in public. Much like my other definitions
Don't waste time making money of Rupert Murdoch when you could be pimpin hoes, know what Im saaaaaayainnnnn - idk.

Rupert Murdoch over here.
by Flandusky The Goat September 9, 2025
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Murdoch Monday

The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).
by brad455 August 14, 2022
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Murdoching

The act of not ever being at work.

Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.

The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
Lara left the office and Murdoched rest of the day.

I will be Murdoching rest of this month.
by Betty Humter March 20, 2023
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murdoch

(mur-dok)
1. murder, murda
2. hard hitting, real
"On 50's new album he keeps it murdoch ."
by Comedian Denis Donohue September 22, 2007
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The Murdoch

The need to strangulate women to maintain an erection.
He had to do The Murdoch on me til I went blue before he could even slip a johnny on.
by Senior Ha June 16, 2011
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Murdoch

Cranky old man who loves to yell at kids and has a shit trim, kinda bald.
Person 1 - "Damn, Murdoch yelled at me again:
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