1 definition by jizzzzzzzer

Murdochitis

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009