Causing racist trouble via the media; cheating; lying; phone tapping; having a sense of unwarranted superiority, or sensationalizing something irrelevant in-order to profit via the media.
by baby8dingo August 18, 2014
The act of not ever being at work.
Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.
The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.
The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
by Betty Humter March 20, 2023
by SlangMoribundInstitute July 30, 2022
A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.
Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.
by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021