Math Murderer

OMG! The GameFAQs mod that murdered the math. Because of his murder, 1.99~ =/= 2

THANKS A LOT!

Math Murderer modded me.

by hooligan333 December 16, 2003

turd murderer

Somebody that shits so much, not only their apartment smells like shit, but their hallway smells like shit. Otherwise known as a "turd slayer."

" Charlie slayed turds all day long. He is a turd murderer

by Samson29 November 21, 2015

Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

Someone who has something against the well known character known as the muffin man. Therefore they will set out on a search hunt to destroy him and being successful, they eat him for breakfast.

Rita doesn't like muffins, or anyone who makes them. She got victorious when after him, and ate him. She is a Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009

ax murderer

Someone who kills people with an ax.

SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?

LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.

S.W.M.: Why did you do that?

L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!

S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.

L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?

S.W.M.: Lock him up!

by Sgt. Willy McCoy December 30, 2006

ass murderer

Someone who is capeable of violent crimes of the ass, namely frequent and powerfull free flow farting.

Joe is known as an ass murderer because of his frequent and smelly farts.

by 1234567890111213 March 6, 2008

song murderer

Is an artist who plays very bad cover versions of great songs.

Celine Dion plays AC/DC's "You shook me all night long". She's a song murderer.

by Luka La Menzo April 6, 2009

Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.

Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.

by Illegal Username December 15, 2016