munted

the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.

that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.

by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004

munted crab

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.

"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."

by Harry.K September 19, 2013

munted

to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions

:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."

by j December 2, 2003

munted

Severely damaged or disfunctional. More often applies to an object rather than a person. Basically means ruined. Application to intoxication depends upon who you talk to, to me it does not apply this way. NOT an offensive word.

"I spilled a coke on my laptop and it is fully munted"

by Groote Matt of West Island November 10, 2008

munted

A mess, off your tits, talking cod shit to strangers!

Who is this sweaty stranger hugging me and telling me he loves me he is munted!

by will January 28, 2004

Munted

a bit like cunted but not as offensive

I am as munted as an wet cardboard box

by arsebadger July 3, 2003