Muffler Belt

Along the lines of Blinker Fluid, it is used to confuse people who know very little about cars. This belt does not exist, as it would be unnecessary to the exhaust system.

John, "My car started sounding funny on the drive over."
Dave, "Did you remember to tighten the muffler belt within the last 3000 miles?"

by McMoooby March 31, 2006

muffle

To rub one's vagina on someone else's face when they are unconscious

sussan: oh no lisa's out cold

carol: sussan get the camera, this is muffleing

by franklyn gregory January 24, 2018

muffle fart

When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.

It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.

by Teflon72 December 31, 2013

Coffee Can Muffler

An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.

I hate those posers that just throw a coffee can muffler on their car.

by RX7philbert August 16, 2009

muffle puff

A ball of curly hair left over after one shaves their genetalia.

Sean: I left a huge muffle puff for my sister in the shower after I shaved yesterday ;)

by PuffMaMuff November 12, 2015

muffler burn

A hickey

Wow dude, what were you thinking when you let that chick give you that big ol' muffler burn. It looks nasty haha.

by o ReVelatioN o February 28, 2009

fatal sky muffler

This is a dangerous maneuver that should only be tried with adult supervision. A guy jumps out of a plane with a parachute on, holding on to a girl that does not have a parachute but is “trusting the guy” to hold on. He is thrusting her from behind in a violent doggie style motion, blowing his load on the girl’s bare back. As the last few drops dribble out, he pulls his parachute letting the girl go watching her fall to a brutal death. Yet extremely difficult to pull maneuver off, a few successful attempts have been recorded recently. -Andy K.

Lenny tricked Jen into pulling off a fatal sky muffler. She thought he was going to hold on to her.

by wakwizzle October 7, 2009