Mohtaseem

Crazy ass shit boy whos crazy and very mohtassiumish. jkfso;ehygksvdbugykjs

1) Whos that running down the hall?

Oh thats a mohtaseem

2) Who broke a desk?

Oh thats a mohtaseem

by Sexy swexyman September 16, 2012

Floppy Montage

A form of nude riverdance in which groups of 100 or more men flop their penisis in syncronisation, often to a gyrating Polka rhythm or Classical Beethoven

Hey Michael! Me and the guys were thinking about getting together for a floppy montage tonight, you in?

by Adinor November 8, 2007

hangover montage

When one wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, only recalling certain instances in the night.

When Billy awoke the morning after his grad party, he remembered a few events in a hangover montage:

bonging a beer,

going to WAWA,

and getting slapped by a girl,

but nothing else

by Roflzorz09 May 6, 2011

Monta

Monta is the type of person to say fuck it and do it, she loves living on the edge and creating adventurous memories. She’s a strong beautiful girl and no one quite knows what she’s been through, she is a smart, keen, determined individual, destined to make a change in the world. A Monta is an hilarious girl and has the personality of a comedian, she has much confidence but lacks patience and her moody outlet being blunt just adds to her personality. She’s a forgiving kind person willing to make people smile even if she’s having a bad day, she wants so be somebody, an individual, like no one else. She does not care whether people like her or love her, she just is herself and no one can change that. She’s a real keeper for a friend and will create the best memories with you.

Have you heard of Monta?

Yes! She’s so cool!!

by Chichenn nuggeett June 1, 2019

Moonlight Basin Montana

A defunct real estate scam on the North side of Lone Peak. Usually the snow blows away and the terrain is mostly flat except for the headwaters which is usually windfucked rock. After being bailed out by taxpayers to the tune of a bllion or so dollars it was purchased for pennies on the dollar by another real estate company. Purported to be more soulful then the neighboring resort, the truth is that only skiers who can't hang at Bridger end up here. It is also the place Bridger locals go to shame the real estate agents posing as ski bums by winning the extreme comp every year.

I am a huge corporate sellout pretending to be soulful so I ski at moonlight Basin Montana

by blixdick December 7, 2013

Monta Ellis

A Beast Guard For The Golden State Warriors. Arguably The Fastest Guy In The NBA.Even Tho He Has Ugly And-1 Shoes. Hes Still Beast.

Monta Ellis Is The One Man Fast Break. He'll Kick Chuck Norris's Ass.

by Black Josh January 15, 2008

Monta Vista High School

A school dominated by Asians, both smart, dumb, and in between, where parents murder you for grades, where tests are a huge huge huge huge huge part of your grade, and also projects, where the Juniors are the dominating class, where there are a couple hundred clubs, interesting schedules, an odd mix of personalities and nasty attitudes, a place where you will get back stabbed for the hopes of getting a good grade, and where the Matadors live.

It's located in Cupertino, California, Fremont District.
Oh and our football team sucks.
And it's not Monte. It's Monta. Dunno why.

@Monta Vista High School
Kim: CRAP I GOT A A-. IMMA DIE.
Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME? I GOT A 98%! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD I DIDN'T GET A 100%!

Girl 1: Like, god, that Guy1 is hot! You should date him!
Girl 2: Nah, I rather like that Guy2. But Guy3 likes me too. Phooey.

by Durhurthe Great. October 26, 2010