Mufflex

Blowjob

She did an amazing mufflex last night that I couldn't forget her.

by Gicao May 1, 2021

Crusty Muffler

When one takes a shit and doesn't clean themselves, it dries, and another then has anal sex with the dry, dirty, poop butt.

"After drinking and chinese food last night, we got back to my place and (i didn't have and toilet paper) we started getting freaky, needless to say i got the crusty muffler."

by pennyrockit October 5, 2011

san antonio muffle-lada

The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.

She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.

by Jason DeReese February 4, 2009

Muffler Belt

Along the lines of Blinker Fluid, it is used to confuse people who know very little about cars. This belt does not exist, as it would be unnecessary to the exhaust system.

John, "My car started sounding funny on the drive over."
Dave, "Did you remember to tighten the muffler belt within the last 3000 miles?"

by McMoooby March 31, 2006

muffle

To rub one's vagina on someone else's face when they are unconscious

sussan: oh no lisa's out cold

carol: sussan get the camera, this is muffleing

by franklyn gregory January 24, 2018

muffle fart

When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.

It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.

by Teflon72 December 31, 2013

Coffee Can Muffler

An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.

I hate those posers that just throw a coffee can muffler on their car.

by RX7philbert August 16, 2009