muffers

a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.

have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.

by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021

Muffers

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.

Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.

by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022

Muffer

The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.

by Tony danza August 11, 2022

Muffer-cut

Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.

We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).

That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.

by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025

Mufferfluffin

An eased-up and more relaxed way to describe a vicious, mean or despicable person without seeming as an insult.

This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!

by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025

Mufferfluffin

An eased-up and more relaxed way to describe a vicious, mean or despicable person without seeming as an insult.

This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!

by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025

pumpkin muffer

Someone who puts pumpkin muffins up their butt whole

Katrina is a pumpkin muffer and it's disgusting

by Poopynose November 30, 2016