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Mattson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!
by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013
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Silky Mitts

Imagine you see a hockey player with soft hands who can dangle the puck like only the greats. You might say he has sweet hands...or "silky mitts". Now, you can use this phrase, which clearly describes something good, for ANYTHING that's good. Please see examples
Dude, this pizza is out of control good. It's silky mitts bro.

That girl is so cute. She's silky mitts hundo P.

How did that exam go?...Silky mitts dude, no worries!

I'm having such a silky night at this raging clubbb.
by jerrapin February 19, 2011
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mott high school

A high school in waterford michigan with a bunch of wannabe gang bangers and drug addicts. The females are either white and stuck up or think they’re the shit and try to fight you. You can’t trust any guys that go there because they WILL 100% play you. Motts still better then kettering tho.
that girl goes to mott high school
“yeah she’s fasho a crybaby ass bitch
by crackheadsunited October 15, 2021
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mitts

refers to ones own hands
i had all i needed, gas can, razor wire, hack saw, and my mitts
by Humpleton Jarble September 29, 2005
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Mitts In My Oven

To have raunchy intercourse on an impersonal basis.

Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
by Mr. Big Dick's Hot Whip April 7, 2011
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Mootsey

A master of Pokemon, bouldering and the recurve bow. There is no other whom can compete with their awesome prowess.

They are not mad, bad, plaid, Chad or sad.

They are the best in the world.
That Russ is a Mootsey.
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Kerry Motta Drunk

Intoxicated to levels that would kill the average human being.
Bartender 1 - "Dude that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"

Bartender 2 - "yup."
by Gwatanova December 4, 2010
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