motard

One who farts in the bathtub and sucks up the bubbles.

You are such a motard

by def1 April 27, 2004

Motard

n. An idiotic person from Detroit, Michigan.

Derived from "Motown," Detroit's nickname, and "retard."

Hey, that motard wearing the Red Wings jersey just lit himself on fire!

by cp November 30, 2004

motard

one who likes motown way, way, way too much

"oh man, did you hear about skipper? she locked herself in her room with all her diana ross lp's and she won't come out! she's gonna be such a motard... her francopomposity both astonishes and disgusts me"

by DOG MUSTARD April 13, 2004

motard

Best scout in qwtf. Best Anti-tank in BF1942. Best mp5 in urt and overall amazing. Mo(ron)(Re)tard.

That guy is such a motard why would he do that.

by [mf]Motard May 24, 2003

motard

an abomination of automotive design/execution.
headlights mounted into engine bay with holes in bonnet
standard wheel-gap of 6 inches

2007/2008 MINI Cooper, Cooper S, Cabrio -- the R56

your R56 is a motard
you drive an R56, you are a motard

by R50 Driver March 10, 2008

motard

A contraction of emo and retard, ie. somebody who listens to indie music and looks ridiculous with very carefully messed up hair and black pants that are way too tight.

"I don't like going to clubs in Seattle; there are too many annoying motards."

by icon clabber man August 21, 2005

Motard

The consciousness of all Siamese Fighting Fish (Betas) be they alive or dead. Motard entered into the mind of the Sting Ray that killed Steve Irwin because Motard is angry with humans for keeping Motard in stupid little bowls.

"We are MOTARD! Fear us for we are fish."

by Servant of Motard November 8, 2008