by chummychalice October 17, 2020
Get the monkaLaughing mug.The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.
Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.
Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?
Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!
Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?
Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!
by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009
Get the Monkay mug.Shite ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (E237, E441 or E459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.
"...only mockaccino I'm afraid - it's just out of the machine but at least it's got some rancid dog-spunk on top. Sugar?..."
by Nefeco March 10, 2004
Get the Mockaccino mug.The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).
Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!
Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!
(next morning)
Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!
Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?
Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.
Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...
Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!
(next morning)
Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!
Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?
Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.
Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...
by SychoSurge January 13, 2009
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Maskaline is a "one for all word" meaning it has no exact definition. It can be used for any word understanding the context.
For example. "I just finished *maskalining* my wife" im pretty sure we all know what other word should go there, it could be "smash" or something else. Another example is when you're playing a battle royale game and you see enemies in the building and you say "let me *maskaline* these dudes real quick" you are referring to killing them
by Joel/Nick August 21, 2022
Get the maskaline mug.1) Moka is a really sweet girl. She'll never stop talking at times, but she's cool anyway. She has a nice sense of style, and really nice hair. It's easy to get jealous of her hair. She is an exciting person and when she smiles she can light up the room. Guy's fall all over this girl, because she's just so beautiful and great!
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Person 1: She's SO Moka!
Person 2: I know right, talk about awesome.
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I'm going to go get some moka. want some?
Person 1: She's SO Moka!
Person 2: I know right, talk about awesome.
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I'm going to go get some moka. want some?
by Maria Skyee;) May 23, 2010
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