Morpheus

Yeah... I know... That's like the point of my thing here. I actually said that. "I'm like an Agent Smith." Those were my exact words.

Hym "Yeah, no, seriously guys. I literally wrote the 'Morpheus' instruction manual. My exact words were something along the lines of 'If I was a kickboxer and said the shit that I say... I could easily make 200 million dollars. If I knew that hot chick... I could easily make 200 million dollars.. If I lived in a place where owning a casinos was legal and I had some seed-money (maybe from monetizing hot goth girls)... I could buy a casino and make 200 million dollars...' It isn't hard. At all. But the thing I said what happening to me IS in fact happening. So, I needed a birds-eye-view and to be more than one guy... So... Byakugan! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! There... Now I'm like an Agent Smith and we all see the thing they are doing to me. It's too easy. Really. It almost bores me to death... Almost..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

morpheus

masculine and dominant god-guy in the sandman comics/netflix series.

he even has a chin of gigachad.

Morpheus is the definition of sigma male. Ngl, i would let him clap my cheeks really hard.

by auroraconstantine September 6, 2023

Morpus

When someone or something (place or object) looks a lot more scruffy/scrawny than compared to a normal looking variant of itself.

Peter have you seen that penguin over there, its looking quite morpus compared to the rest.

by Carol from Cheshire November 16, 2023

morpius

a cute petite school girl

im so morpius >///<

by morpiupiupiupius September 11, 2024

morphius

A name for a person who steals food discretely

(When a person is defined as so you must stick a paper on the back of their shirt saying morphius kick me)

Joe is a not a bro he is a morphius, so it is my duty to put the paper on his back so that he suffers the pain we do

by Not a morphius January 21, 2025

Morphius Dumbassius

A creature that can transform their body into any shape or form they want but they are limited by their minds and physical capabilities as in their base forms they are the size of a straw but they can miraculously create machines of mass destruction on a whim, one example of their machines of mass destruction is the "Fun" which can shoot cartoonishly large bombs by pulling a trigger next to the barrel of it

Person 1: Fuck, Morphius Dumbassius spotted near town
Person 2: yeah, we're definitely screwed

by SomeoneYouProbablyHate February 8, 2025

Dirty Morpheus

When the bitch won’t let the Child be called Morpheus so you Batter the woman.

Person 1: What did he do?
Person 2: He beat his wife because she didn’t name the baby Morpheus.
Person 1: Ah, so a Dirty Morpheus

Person 2: yeah....

by RiskyPotato April 26, 2020