morning wood 

This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.

morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction

morning wood by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004

morning wood 

a boner that occurs when you wake up in the morning, normally after a good jack off the night before.

My morning wood is huge, but probably because I'm horse hung.

morning wood by Hung And Proud September 14, 2006

morning wood 

penis erection that occurs after a male wakes up

Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.

morning wood by Anonymous June 28, 2003

morning wood 

Morning Wood is when a guy gets a boner in the morning. ;) it happens because guys are horny phucks.

he got a morning woody because he's a horny phuck that needs to get laiiid.

morning wood by phuckphuck September 23, 2010

morning wood 

when you wake up with a woody

Matt wakes up at RGs house with a morning wood

morning wood by R G October 13, 2003

MORNING WOOD 

The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.

Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!

Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!

MORNING WOOD by Martha Stewbird May 10, 2011

Morning Wood 

A song by Nth Degree about having morning wood.

M-O-M-O-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D TO THE Nth DEGREE!!! I love Morning wood!

Morning Wood by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 June 19, 2009