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morning wood
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Morning Wood
is when a guy gets a boner in the morning. ;)
it happens
because guys are horny
phucks
.
he got a
morning woody
because he's a
horny
phuck
that needs to get laiiid.
by
phuckphuck
September 22, 2010
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