moochaholic

A parasitic person in your group that no one likes that expects to be treated like royalty.

Once again angry Phil wouldn't go in on the booze but he left drunk off his ass like the moochaholic he is!

by Machinegun Mike August 14, 2021

cable moocher

Someone who always watches cable at someone else's house so they don't have to pay for it themselves.

Tommy is such a cable moocher. He's always at my house watching TV and leaving potato chip crumbs on the sofa.

by calonzo November 8, 2006

payday mooch

A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).

I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

Pulling a Mooch

Getting someone you work with fired, only to be fired by their replacement days later.

After pulling a Mooch, maybe they'll makeup and start the job hunt together.

by The Big Puh July 31, 2017

Moonhowler

A very specific type of Glasgow Celtic supporter, they are extremely paranoid about anti Celtic bias and are known to spout extremely convoluted conspiracy theories, much to the amusement of the rest of Scottish football. The term refers to a wolfs despairing howl that goes unanswered, much like this area of the Celtic supports complaints. Not all Celtic supporters are moonhowlers but they are a very vocal group of supporters that give the club a bad name.

"Do you see that!? The referee should have gave Celtic a penalty! Another Rangers supporting referee!!"

"It looked soft mate, if all the referees support Rangers then how did Celtic win 9 league titles in a row?"

"We won them despite the biased the referee's, we were too good to be cheated"

"You're starting to sound like a moonhowler John"

by Morris505 October 5, 2021

Cheap Ass Mooch

Noun - you know who they are:
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything

they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser

motherlicker - Let's pop by cluck up for dinner.

c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?

motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!

by ssatanica April 10, 2009

Mooch

noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches

A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.

"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"

"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."

"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."

by RomulusAugustus August 3, 2017