Chocolate Moonpie

When a man fucks a girl in the ass, and the girl shits on the the mans chest, turns around and then proceeds to jump on the mans chest that has been covered in her shit. Thus creating a "Chocolate Moonpie".

Jimmy: "Did you hear? Tommy got Chocolate Moonpied yesterday."
Sally: "No I didn't, what the fuck is Chocolate Moonpied?"
Jimmy: "Well, Tommy was fucking a chick in the ass last night, and she shit on his chest, and then turned around and belly flopped onto his chest after she shit on him!"
Sally: "That is soooooo hottt."

by Atreyubeat May 21, 2011

moopie

the art of masturbation whilst pooping.

I was running short on time, so I pulled a moopie.

by Nico Suave February 6, 2005

moopies

Term of endearment for loved one, taken from "Soup Nazi" Seinfeld episode. Aka Schmoopy, shmoopie, etc.

"You're Shmoopie! You are!" (Moopies being a derivative of the original)

by spokedb November 24, 2009

pennywhistles and moonpies

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).

"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004

moonpie

A kiss from your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Yay! I got a moonpie from my cuddlebear!

by Isabelle December 16, 2004

Moonpie

Semen being ate from the anus.

The Cuck or Cuckold eats the semen from his wifes anus after another man, (the Bull) pulls out from busting a nut in her anus.

The cuck is eating a moonpie.

by HomelandParkAF April 20, 2020

moonpie

A leftwing Tin foil hat wearing fool so blind he/she can't beleive anything said or even seen with there own eyes!

Whatever you say there Moonpie!

by TARKUS123a August 10, 2006