Mongoose

something that relates to this one astronaut game

Isn’t mongoose like the game with the astronauts?

by L’thurrgg July 5, 2021

Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017

Mongotoed

AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.

Ew I totally got mongotoed by that big creep.

by Peter Peterson Petersen December 18, 2018

Honk the Mongoose

lesser known form of the term masturbate.

When gant thinks about other guys he likes to honk the mongoose

by Kravin Moorehead October 23, 2008

Mongoose

1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.

2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia

2) Also a small furry creature

1) Facey, give me back my watermelon you mongoose!

2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school

3) Your mother's a mongoose!

by Adrian Glenn October 28, 2005

Mongoose

Like the vehicle in Halo, a mongoose is that one bro who every girl knows is there but no one wants to ride.

"God, there are like no guys at this party"
'What about Mike?"
"Nah he's such a mongoose"

by claymor1515 November 28, 2011

Mongoose

A cocky dick that talks to loads of girls, arrogant, self obsessed and overall a douche

God that guy is such a "mongoose"

by Myaahh April 24, 2015