self-motivation

masturbation

I had some trouble starting my day, so after a little self-motivation I was able to find the energy to get going.

by error404 January 9, 2009

motivational clap

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.

In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*


Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up

by Laura December 19, 2003

motivation

One thing that is really hard to get, especially when someone is a lazy-ass muthasucka.

LAZY-ASS STUDENT: Mr. X, may I turn in my essay at the next class meeting?
TEACHER (MR. X): Didn't I tell all of my students that I don't accept late assignments?!
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: ...yeah, I guess.... I was late at our first class...
TEACHER: (turn his head, collect his stuff, and walk away with a I-don't-give-a-damn kind of face...)

by uglyron January 25, 2004

pussy motivation

When someone keeps going out because they keep getting laid and they know they shouldn't be going out anymore but they have this motivation.

Or

Someone stops going out because they think they have grown out of it. But really they are not getting action so they don't see the point of going out anymore. This person does not have motivation. This person needs pussy motivation to get him back on the prowl.

"I cant handle going out anymore."
"What? Its because you don't have pussy motivation."

by dman0523 October 20, 2009

Motivational Poster

a picture that has a subtitle underneath. were originally used to motivate but the internet changed that by instead of making them they made funny jokes with the subtitle

guy: that Motivational Poster was pretty funny

other guy: yeah but it really didn't motivate.

by rudy1143 January 13, 2010

Monetization

When idealists who put dreams before business models starting to figure out how to make money.

- Look what I've built recently, what do you think?
- It's great! What's your business model?
- Hmmm ... I need to work on the Monetization plan?

by ryaneof July 2, 2021

Immaculate monetization

Money whose source may not be questioned.

Republicans have adopted new House rules that require cuts equal to or greater than new spending, except for their party's own legislative agenda items, which are presumably paid for by immaculate monetization.

by ethermeme January 7, 2011