Mondays

Your Average Nigger

Everbody hates Mondays

by 1230456789 July 15, 2010

mondays

a derogatory term for a black person.

Racist: Look at those lazy mondays.
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...

by powersurge September 17, 2012

monday mondays

the designated night of the week when the library is overrun by mondays (african americans) that have no intentions of studying. instead they turn the library into a socially interactive area where anything is acceptable

I was going to go the the library last night, but then i realized it was monday mondays and that the library is the last place in the world i could get work done

by xkoo October 26, 2009

Mondays

A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.

I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.

by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff

Monday, a kid named justice, and billy jane are all bad stuff.

"You're such a MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff!"

by Never gonna give you up 45328 June 4, 2022

Getting Mondayed

When someone ruins your Friday.

It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.

Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.

by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023

Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018