Keys Member

Anyone who buys into the notion that there are keys to life as Dj Khaled proposes. Major key alert and other reference to keys makes DJ Khaled the most famous keys member amongst others.

Duke: Hey man are you are keys member?
Logan: Hell yeah bro hella keys to life, you don't even know!

by @ItsYaBoyDuke August 2, 2016

Geeky member

A Thurl ass nigga

BIG TIME GEEKY MEMBER

by Not.chazzy February 2, 2022

acting union member

One word “PISSANT”

Bailey the acting union member, cum bucket pissant just sitting in the back listening to report back to management.

by Super Operator December 8, 2022

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

momery

remembrances of the wonderful things you mother did to make your growing years a positive experience.

I was thinking today of all the baked goods my mother made each year for Christmas. What a wonderful momery.

by Slerak December 3, 2013

Dis-member

After having sex missionary style, ask your girlfriend to turn over so that you can begin doggy style. While she's turning over, secretly replace your piece with a dildo of the same size and stature (make sure she can't tell the difference.) Once you start doing it with the dildo, after a while, fall off the bed leaving the dildo inside of her making her think that your junk fell off.

"I was hittin' my girl from behind when I decided to pull a dis-member on her... She almost had a heart attack when she thought my shit fell off."

by Pizzy-to-tha June 30, 2005

momderwear

n. 1. Underwear, undergarments, hosiery or other delicates belonging to ones mother which are commonly found hanging in the bathroom and cluttering the area.

2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.

"I walked into your bathroom to pee, but I got attacked by all this hanging momderwear."

by NYC April 16, 2005