The dick of a man who embraces the most masculine caresses with love. When passion erupts within the testicles he moans “I need more delicious sauce in my holes. Fill me until I brimming with tears!!!” The climax fucking ends in ruins of disappointment because I huffed Viagara. Priapism of my member feels tender, electric eels would be necessary to revive the sick. #truestory
Nurse: ‘Doctor! We have a male patient in the emergency room; he pulled a dirty Mohan!’
Doctor: ‘Dear lord! Fetch the electric eels at once!’
Doctor: ‘Dear lord! Fetch the electric eels at once!’
by CIWood August 30, 2024
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Protective of his young and his pride.
Beast in bed!
Rocks my fantasies!
Kindred soul
Cake even without the icing!
“You need some one in your life you can tell everything to and know in your heart that he will not betray it. Once that person is in your life It’s somewhat liberating to be that vulnerable .”
You made me want to enjoy my life again!
Best Filthy Friend Forever!
“That guy makes all the ladies wet. He is a total Raj!”
Protective of his young and his pride.
Beast in bed!
Rocks my fantasies!
Kindred soul
Cake even without the icing!
“You need some one in your life you can tell everything to and know in your heart that he will not betray it. Once that person is in your life It’s somewhat liberating to be that vulnerable .”
You made me want to enjoy my life again!
Best Filthy Friend Forever!
“That guy makes all the ladies wet. He is a total Raj!”
by luthar azus November 23, 2021
Get the mohan raj mug.The sexiest guy out there, cares about friends and cares about his love, he is loved by his friends and is probably the nicest guys out there, and is a great secretkeeper and doesnt reveal anything
by heckermen2021 November 21, 2021
Get the Mohan mug.The New CEO of YouTube, superseded from Susan Wabbajack, Who has a fetish for adverts even worse than Dan Schneider's fetish for children's feet. So much so that the sped goes and blocks the video player for people with an AdBlocker.
Oh, we can't forget the "aDvAnCeD fEaTuReS" that he decided to take away from channels for no reason at all, basically forcing users to give out their personal information to the communist corporation worth McMillions named "Google" (the same company who pushes their proprietary image format ".WEBP" which even their own apps don't support) so they pin a comment.
Oh, we can't forget the "aDvAnCeD fEaTuReS" that he decided to take away from channels for no reason at all, basically forcing users to give out their personal information to the communist corporation worth McMillions named "Google" (the same company who pushes their proprietary image format ".WEBP" which even their own apps don't support) so they pin a comment.
"Grammarly ads are pretty rad" - Neal Mohan and Neal Mohan only
"To help keep our community safe, we limit some of our more powerful features to channels who have built and maintained a positive channel history or who have provided verification.
As of now, your channel doesn’t have sufficient channel history. It has lost access to advanced features. This may have happened because your channel did not follow our Community Guidelines." - The Psychopath named Neal Mohan
"To help keep our community safe, we limit some of our more powerful features to channels who have built and maintained a positive channel history or who have provided verification.
As of now, your channel doesn’t have sufficient channel history. It has lost access to advanced features. This may have happened because your channel did not follow our Community Guidelines." - The Psychopath named Neal Mohan
by excusemebish November 24, 2023
Get the Neal Mohan mug.Mohan is a Chinese freshman guy that thinks he’s all that because he lifts. He is the king of ego lifting and has eyes that are so small that when he smiles it seems like he’s closing his eyes. Even when his face is relaxed his eyes are still small just like his genital that he will never be able to use. One time mohan (whos a steroid head) went to Walgreens to get a small condom but he still couldn’t find one his size because there are no super small sized condoms. Mohan never shuts up about his lefts and always says “shut up Sam ima beat you up” and glazes every bodybuilder to exist. This steroid head thinks size is all that matters in a fight and he lost to Ethan who is skinnier than him but his excuse was “I’m injured”or “I wasn’t trying”. In our school there’s this phrase “shut the Mohan up” and it’s used whenever mohan talks about his lifts that he never shuts up about.
“Shut the mohan up mohan”
by D1Mohanhater May 10, 2024
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Get the Mohan Sai Reddy mug.Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).
Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.
by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025
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