mofather

a derogatory term used much like jerk or krej
can be used in the presence of children
a combination of mother and father put together creating mofather
it sounds like mofo but comes from the children's show "Tak and the Power of Juju" so it is a kid friendly insult.

"Omg, you're such a mofather."
"A what?"
"A mofather."
"Mofo?"
"Dude! There are kids here why would you say that!?"

by Ajan Wok December 28, 2009

Moffatz

A slang word for the word "nigga." Coined by LeDarius Nixon of the Sandlot

"Yall Moffatz trippin"

by Chuck. N. Norris July 31, 2013

Kate moffatt

A Kate moffatt (mo-fat) is not a common creature as it is in love with neon colours and baked goods. It usually has three friends and it's natural habitat is anywhere there isn't any light. Commonly fragile and mean, the creature skitters and shout at its victims at random times for indimidation. That's why it only had three friends. A goofy beautiful creature, a Kate moffatt, if tamed, is a worthy friend.

Example: I saw Kate moffatt last night, she yelled at me

by Erynnisdabomb1 January 25, 2017

Moffettology

A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.

Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.

by iamcfb June 17, 2016

moffit

heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.

It basically means 'I am off it!"

I am proper Moffit...

by Dan Perry March 31, 2004

Moffan

Someone a bit slow, backward or otherwise brain deficient; a mong. Likely also with a speech defect.

Now you've lowered the tone of the place by bringing your moffan friend along.

by Spikesknife June 5, 2013

Moffitt

A girl or guy who refuses to accept that she is beautiful/he is handsome, and Moffitts are amazingly smart and wise. He is a wonderful friend and is recommended that you find a Moffitt, for they are quite rare. You can trust him with everything, but his only weakness is that he is too loyal and kind hearted.
You need a Moffitt in your life.

That Moffitt is a tricky person to figure out. But really loyal.

by ThatCrazyFox247 September 8, 2020