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mistletoey

That state of arousal that only appears after consuming a great deal of alcohol during the office Christmas party for a work colleague who wouldn't normally make the heart race in every-day interaction. Not to be confused with missiletoey.
Did you notice that Nancy from accounts went home with the intern? She doesn't even like boys normally. That potent eggnog must have made her mistletoey.
by comedy_nerd December 27, 2011
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mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss
Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.
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Missle Toe

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.
I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!
by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016
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mistletoe mambo

The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25
Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017
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missiletoe

Refers to either of two incendiary-rocket-related definitions:

(1) The characteristic bruising/blistering suffered by careless/clumsy armory-workers who repeatedly drop said ordnance while wearing inadequate shoe-protection.
(2) A spherical-shaped cluster of explosives which is hung from the ceiling at a terrorists' end-of-year party; it's the only way to get these hatred-steeped warmongers to display any degree of affection.
Contrary to what he told Jeff Dunham, Achmed came to look as he is today by trying to kiss one of his 46 wives underneath the missiletoe --- he'd unknowingly set the timer wrong on one of them, and the whole 0%!$@# cluster went up due to "premature detonation".
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.
(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
by Krkič December 14, 2019
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Missle toe

A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.
Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.
by Villan rich May 14, 2020
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