A dorm at the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities on the West Bank isolated from the rest of the undergraduate population. This dorm is inhabited by honor students and art students alike. Upon entrance, hotness of females is skewed due to the lack of hot females.
Superblock bro 1: Did you see that chick I hooked up with last night at the Middlebrook Dance Party Round II?
Superblock bro 2: Woah bro, Becky? She was Middlebrook hot, easily a 3 on the outside world scale.
Superblock bro 1: For real? Middlebrook hot got the best of me again...
Superblock bro 2: She's really good at the studying the sciences.
Superblock bro 2: Woah bro, Becky? She was Middlebrook hot, easily a 3 on the outside world scale.
Superblock bro 1: For real? Middlebrook hot got the best of me again...
Superblock bro 2: She's really good at the studying the sciences.
by Yungflame November 17, 2011
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Woman: Dude, you are so awesome! Lets go back to your place!
Guy: Okay, but it's all the way over in Middlebrook.
Woman: You're in Middlebrook?! I thought you guys couldn't find your way out of a paper bag!
Guy: Oh, that's the Tower kids. I live in the Middlebrook East Wing.
Woman: The East Wing?
Guy: Yeah! Everyone there is great and we have outrageous parties!
Woman: That sounds awesome! Lets go!
Guy: Okay, but it's all the way over in Middlebrook.
Woman: You're in Middlebrook?! I thought you guys couldn't find your way out of a paper bag!
Guy: Oh, that's the Tower kids. I live in the Middlebrook East Wing.
Woman: The East Wing?
Guy: Yeah! Everyone there is great and we have outrageous parties!
Woman: That sounds awesome! Lets go!
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Yo-- I am so close to going home with Yadina after the game, but Will keeps Middlebrooksing me by telling her stories about his uncle, Ozzie Smith.
by CzechChick October 30, 2013
Get the Middlebrooksing mug.Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation more attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive boys acquiring girls who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors except Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.
Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, we saw her and she was totally Middlebrook hot.
Guy 2: Yeah man, we saw her and she was totally Middlebrook hot.
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Get the aaron middlebrough mug.Literally, here are quotes I have heard from the schools students and teachers.
(Located in The Islands):
(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”
Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”
Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)
Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
(Located in The Islands):
(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”
Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”
Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)
Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
by MiddleburgTrash December 17, 2021
Get the Middleburg Highschool mug.Middleburg, VA is one of the oldest towns in America, located in Northern Virginia, about 45 miles west of Washington, D.C. It is the orange county of the east coast. Middleburg residents are the richest and most beautiful people you will ever meet. They also happen to be the smartest - a large percentage having gone to an Ivy league college. It's rolling hills are home to many lavish horse farms that have horses that probably cost more than your two cars combined. Not that they stay here during the winter - of course they all go down to Palm beach to show at WEF. Middleburg is also widely known for its top notch schools, such as Foxcroft Boarding School for Girls right outside of the town.
Yes, although when walking down the street in middleburg you will see Mercedes, BMWs, Land Rovers, and the occasional Lamborghini, as well as Aramani clad men and women in head to toe Chanel, Middleburg is still made up of nice people who use their wealth to their benefit but also for the benefit of others less fortunate then them.
Yes, although when walking down the street in middleburg you will see Mercedes, BMWs, Land Rovers, and the occasional Lamborghini, as well as Aramani clad men and women in head to toe Chanel, Middleburg is still made up of nice people who use their wealth to their benefit but also for the benefit of others less fortunate then them.
Valley bitch: I hate Middleburg, VA and foxcroft girls.
Valley bitch 2: yeah they are so much more richer and smarter than us. I wish i was as pretty as them, and i wish i could play sports like them.
Valley bitch: omg i know, but i mean lets just go get drunk and have sex with all of our friends. and then go to mcdonalds okay?
Valley bitch2: sounds like our typical weekend. Im game.
Middleburg girl 1: Hey want to go to lunch at the uppercrust with our guy friends?
middleburg girl 2: yeah definitely! let me go get my jimmy choos and we can go.
middleburg resident 1: middleburg is against sprawl and wants to preserve the natural beauty of the town, and keep it as safe and quiet as possible.
developer: I dont give a shit. i want more money! yay sprawl lets kill all the animals
Middleburg boy 1: wow, we have so many hot friends! and they are all so classy! but i want quick ass...who should i call?
middleburg boy 2: anyone who goes to valley!
middleburg boy: Hey
valley girl: eat my corn hole.
middleburg boy: what?
valley girl: kiss the cheeks, eat the cornhole. EAT IT HOE!!! EAT ITTTT
middleburg boy: I should have stuck to girls in my own town...
Valley bitch 2: yeah they are so much more richer and smarter than us. I wish i was as pretty as them, and i wish i could play sports like them.
Valley bitch: omg i know, but i mean lets just go get drunk and have sex with all of our friends. and then go to mcdonalds okay?
Valley bitch2: sounds like our typical weekend. Im game.
Middleburg girl 1: Hey want to go to lunch at the uppercrust with our guy friends?
middleburg girl 2: yeah definitely! let me go get my jimmy choos and we can go.
middleburg resident 1: middleburg is against sprawl and wants to preserve the natural beauty of the town, and keep it as safe and quiet as possible.
developer: I dont give a shit. i want more money! yay sprawl lets kill all the animals
Middleburg boy 1: wow, we have so many hot friends! and they are all so classy! but i want quick ass...who should i call?
middleburg boy 2: anyone who goes to valley!
middleburg boy: Hey
valley girl: eat my corn hole.
middleburg boy: what?
valley girl: kiss the cheeks, eat the cornhole. EAT IT HOE!!! EAT ITTTT
middleburg boy: I should have stuck to girls in my own town...
by wfs09 November 15, 2007
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