middle finger

the longest finger in your hand, when put up singly, it means Fuck You or FUck OFF, a very simple and used gesture tat every1 overuses, yet so fun, get pissed, stick the middle finger, no need for conversation, jus stick it up, and ur done

Girl: "U gave me the middle finger!"
Man: "WEll u want it up, or in ur pussy"

by a|~ J Kutz January 14, 2004

Middle Finger

The middle finger was discovered in 1872 by John Middleflingus after an apple fell on his head. Now, it has become a custom for all young gentlemen to show their middle fingers at passing women as it represents their spine: long, straight and with a nail at the top.

The middle finger was voted 'Finger of the Year' by Finger magazine in 1990 and again in 2002.

Steven Hartt offered his middle finger to charity after his doctor told him he couldn't walk anymore.

by Tommy Burrows July 15, 2008

middle finger

to show those bloody wankers that you still have your plucking finger originated in the hundred years war. often used in New York City as a way to say hello.

oi you bloody wankers I still have my plucking finger and my longbow! oh and here is a sentence with the word middle finger in it.

by Jarret August 29, 2007

middle finger boi

The one who swears

Hi, puts middle finger up* Middle finger boi

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

middle finger up

means you fuck a crazy amount of hoes on a daily

“did you see that picture where tom had his middle finger up?”

by bigpptommy April 17, 2022

Charlie Middle Finger

sticking up the middle finger without the thumb because charlie is a fukn weirdo

eww you just used the charlie middle finger what a fukn loser

by luv u December 28, 2020

Triple Middle Finger

A sacred hand gesture that comes only to the worthy. Used ONLY when someone flips two birds. It's very simple, yet very satisfying.

The only teacher of the Triple Middle Finger is a man named "Chris Bukowski". Use with caution.

by GarrySucksLMAOKEKWLULW January 2, 2022