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Micro$oft

A way of spelling wordMicrosoft/word that reflects the company's way of being bent on owning everything.
I hate Micro$oft, the money hungry bastards.
by |darc| December 8, 2002
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microdate

A very short date with a finite end point.
'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'
by songtree July 26, 2017
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Microdermal

A single point piercing in which a "Microdermal" anchor is placed under the skin and "popped" into place. They can be placed anywhere on the body including face/eyelids etc.

Microdermal anchors have far less chance than any other surface piercing to reject although often run into complications if put in by an in-experienced piercer.
Cassy got a microdermal in between her cleavage!
by Tom K Blair August 1, 2008
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Microaggressions

The million other straws.

Umbrella term coined and formalised in social studies; "the little things" of living in a socially marginalised group (think women/LGBT/not white). Comparatively small personal offenses that, over a long period, erode their way into a general climate of (at best) discomfort and (at worst, in particularly violent forms) distrust and fear. This ends one of two ways: either the camel's back breaks, and the affected party snaps at someone -- and, typically, never lives it down, as "that PC guy" everyone hates -- or they progressively withdraw from social interaction, into either self-segregation or complete loneliness. (See "safe space." Or, actually, don't.)

That no single particular event can be pointed at makes the matter particularly hard to understand from a mainstream (i.e. white) perspective, particularly one coddled throughout its lifetime into ascribing quasi-magical attributes to the all-encompassing power of their own intent. Such that even bringing up the subject usually ends with some white guy, who couldn't take half a mayonnaise joke, lecturing you on how much better and more thick-skinned he is than you. (He isn't.) This happens consistently enough that "safe spaces" eventually arose, as the affected parties just stopped bothering. (And now he complains about those.)
If you understand "the last straw," you understand microaggressions.

A: "Hur hur, you're a terrorist."
B: "Hur hur, you're a terrorist."
C: "Hur hur, you're a terrorist."
X: "You're not original."
A, B, C (in unison): "You're offended, you oversensitive terrorist!"

(later)

A: "Why do they keep segregating themselves?"
B: "Their sheltered little minds can't handle our original opinions, obviously."
X: "Mayonnaise."
A, B (in unison): "How DARE you?!"
by (((thesjews))) November 3, 2016
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Zen Micro

A micro drive MP3 player made by Creative. Comes in 10 different colors (more than the iPod Mini). First models were 5 GB but new 4 & 6 GB models are now available. Also has a blue backlit trim which glows when the 12 hour, removable, rechargeable battery is charging. Those who haven't been brainwashed by Apple know the Zen Micro is the superior MP3 player.
"Why move around in circles to find the song you want? It's all about vertical navigation!"
by Just The Facts March 20, 2005
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micro-manage

To direct or control in a detailed, often meddlesome manner. At the root of virtually all micromanagement is fear. Fear that if they don't do it, no one else will (or no one will do it as well). Fear that the organization will fail, will have horrible things happen to it. Fears about money, about bad press. When individuals behave badly it is usually because they feel their comfort or security is threatened in some way. When boards behave badly (and micromanagement is just one symptom of this), they are usually concerned about the health and safety of the organization. If you can keep in mind that boards micromanage because they care and therefore have fears and concerns, and NOT because they are power hungry control freaks, then you will be better equipped to get them to stop.
Instead of trusting his employees to do their job, Hugo micro-manages every detail - thus, ensuring the project takes longer to finish than necessary.
by DeFrog June 22, 2006
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Micro-Terrorism

To commit small and annoying acts of terrorism that are more of a nuisance than harmful. Not to be confused with Macro-terrorism.
"Bitch, what the fuck are you doing to that salt shaker?"

"I'm loosening the cap so the next fucker gets a surprise!"

"Shit man, I had no clue you were into micro-terrorism!"
by Jonny Bo Bonny January 3, 2010
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