Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis

Micropenis by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020

micropenis

where you have the “two millimeter defeater”
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry

when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis

micropenis by bigdaddydick April 18, 2021

Micropenis

A penis so small you need a microscope to see it.

Kim: "Yo did you know Timmy had a micropenis?"
Ashley: "Is that why you have a microscope??"

Micropenis by HaloTopper April 29, 2021

Micropenis

Something I can't get rid of

Me: I wish I didn't have a micropenis
Doctor: Sorry son it's un-fixable

Micropenis by Blitziskool May 11, 2021

Micropenis

What guys have when they drive lifted trucks, burn their tires off to the point where their transmission fails, and roll coal constantly.

Jeff: Yo that sick head totally has a fucking micropenis. Look at him in his PoS lifted truck rollin coal.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.

Micropenis by Slimmy Fresh June 9, 2021

micropenis

A micropenis is a flaccid penis that is 2" or less and often under 1" in size. Many men think this is the worst thing that can happen to a man but this is not nearly the case. There are many men into having a micropenis and there are men that work on making their penises as small as possible: google micro penis maker to see the sleeve the use and an extremely small, less than 1" penis. There are women into it too including many that are turned on by small penis humiliation and sissy training.

That man has a handsome micropenis, I wonder if he is a sissy?

micropenis by Spandexfun January 26, 2022

Micropenis

A transgender man’s hormone-enlarged clit before gender reassignment surgery.

“Damn man I was on the hub yesterday and I saw a video of some bitch playing with his micropenis while he got railed .”
“What was the tag?? That’s really hot, I love boy cunt.”

Micropenis by Puppyboy69 March 9, 2022