Micropenis

Something I can't get rid of

Me: I wish I didn't have a micropenis
Doctor: Sorry son it's un-fixable

by Blitziskool May 11, 2021

micropenis

A cock lacking a good amout of girth and length. Usually around .25-1-5 inches

Hey guys look, Casey has a micropenis. Does it even count?!?!

by BarneyTheDinosaur69420 July 3, 2019

Micropenis

A penis so small you would need the Hubble space telescope in order to see the penis.

Hey, sweetie... I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have a micropenis. 😭

by j3tblaqk July 8, 2025

Micropenis

I penis that you need a microscope to see

Sir you have a case of micropenis

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

micropenis

A tree getting raped by a dog

Look at that micropenis! ewww!

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

Micropenis

Zaid

he has a zaid (a micropenis)

by Local Zaid Hater August 28, 2023

Louis Micropenis

My mate has a 2 inch boner right now looking at your juicy hot tits babe wanna have anal? Xx

My mate has a Louis micropenis the other day looking at niggas.

by Wrinkly Sausage December 16, 2023