Micropenis

A Micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.

Despite having a micropenis, Harry kept his head up high.

by ppoppi July 17, 2018

Micropenis

A micropenis is when a male has a phallus that is very, very tiny

Eduard: Bro I was in bed with Jessica last night but she told me to get out of her house because she saw my micropenis

Jack: Can’t say I blame her

by ruhrohraggee September 12, 2020

Micropenis

Small penis

"Hylend has a micropenis, when he whipped "it" out I had to get my magnifying glass

by Minilikeyourdog October 13, 2017

macropenis

An usually large male sexual organ, capable of receiving another male sexual organ in its urethral canal.

OMFG, is that a macropenis?

by Ubermensch April 10, 2005

Susan Micropenis

Shawn Mendes

Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.

Person 2: who is susan micropenis?

Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.

Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.

by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 6, 2021

Micropenis

A famous Greek philosopher known for his many theories such as how there are more nipples in the world than humans or how the word mono-syllabic is not mono-syllabic. Pronounced (mi-craw-peh-nis) rather than (mi-cro-pee-nis).

Dude... have you ever thought about how we call a house a home, but a mouse is not a mome.

Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.

by CornwallTCollingsly September 1, 2018

Micropenis

Medical term for a small penis. Also description of a man's behaviour that is caused by this ailment

Andrew is behaving like a micropenis.

by ms76 December 31, 2019