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Mackey D

An unusually large penis. Over 10 inches when erect at least.

Synonyms include:

Chuckles,
Dunny,
Ollie etc.

Antonyms include:

Jake,
Eaton,
Chode,
Norman,
Sam etc.
Mary: Woah, Brooke, did you hear about David?

Brooke: No, what is it?

Mary: Well, Melissa says that he has a Mackey D, and I'm going out with him tonight!

Brooke: Wow! Really, a full on Chuckles? You go girl! Make sure you practice those stretches I taught you!

Mary: Oh I will! At least I know he doesn't have a Chode like that Justin guy I slept with last week!

Brooke: Oh don't get me started on his Norman!
by TheDoctorDogg June 2, 2008
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Mikey D

A young male, orange in skin color, who thinks he is part of a higher homosexual society where he is king. Lips are always glossed with pink lip gloss and never wears a shirt. Pants are nearly always ripped and his middle finger always makes an appearance in every facebook picture.
Did you see that guy just now? He is totally rockin the Mikey D look.
by BriskIcedTea45 July 28, 2011
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Micky D’s

Ayo bro you wanna run and get sumMicky D’s”
by 2AMDONTCALLME October 3, 2022
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Mikey D Pie Crust

When you dont fully wipe your butt and you sit down. The poo must harden in the shape of a pie crust in and around your butthole. Once you stand up and release the contact between your pie and the crust, the smell unleashes causing widespread riots and pandemonium around the world.
The kid Michael had some Mikey D Pie Crust at lollapolooza 2010, 2011 and probably will at 2012
by BrunoPieCrust August 14, 2011
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Mickey Deez

Guy 1: "Aye, there goes Sally."
Guy 2: "Whoa dude, Mickey Deez!"
by Dylan Raley July 7, 2010
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Mickey Dazzler

The Irish slang word for a man's private parts.
Streaker runs through a small Irish town, and one of the local ladies says:

"Would you look at the Mickey Dazzler on your man!"
by OllieG123 November 16, 2011
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Mickey Deez

When you and one of the homies have a down ass bitch. You stand approximately 8ft apart and both piss on her face, givin that bitch a set of Golden Arches. Bonus points if you make gargle it while she tries to say “I’m looovvviin iiiiiit” Drop that bitch back off at McDonalds cuz she’ll need some napkins
Yo remember that time we gave that girl down at TGi Fridays the Mickey Deez. She was so wet I didn’t give give her no tip.
by Doctor Drip January 3, 2021
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