michael jordan

the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.

1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.

by yawn February 6, 2004

Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

by bullstown4life June 13, 2010

michael jordan

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

by F22 August 30, 2004

michael jordan

The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.

Michael Jordan is not overrated

by Adrian July 2, 2006

Michael Jordans

Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.

Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.

by Perry April 7, 2004

The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 20, 2009

michael jordan

Jordan has been retired a few years now. But, yeah, look at the tapes. Pretty awesome stuff. The gravity defying dunks, the spectacular adjustments made in mid-air for aweseome scores, the stellar defence, the many--MANY--dramatic game winning shots, the immaculate teamwork--Pippen, Grant, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Harper, Cartwright, Paxton--none of them guys would have had a career or endorcements if not for being part of Jordan' supporting cast, and the three-peats acheived TWICE...all of these little acheivments make Michael Jordan--his "Airness"--the best of ALL TIME. PERIOD!

Last nite Reggie Miller talked some some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

by Carlos Mack December 11, 2007