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Mexican Taco

Any vagina that is visibly ridden with STD(s).
I was going to bone her, but then I got too grossed out by her mexican taco.
Mexican Taco by Todays Producer September 14, 2009

Mexican Tornado 

A group of 5 or more mexican landscapers with blowers and rakes on the side of the road creating a Tornado of leaves for all to pass through.
You're driving down a windy sidestreet when all of the sudden everything gets all crazy. Leaves are everywhere, you can't see clearly. You hear a loud obnoxious noise You are in the eye of a mexican tornado. Drive quickly but don't hit any of the mexican landscapers.

mexican taxi 

When more than 1 1/2 times as many people as intended (rounded down) try to fit into a car. example: 5 people in a 3 seat car, 8 people in a 5 seat car, etc.
1: Dude, we crammed 9 people in my Jeep. We did a total Mexican Taxi.

2: Hey, get the fuck outta my car. This aint no mexican taxi.
mexican taxi by Anti January 1, 2005

Mexican Touchdown 

The hit on a pinata that breaks the pinata open.
The stampede for candy started once Jimmy scored a Mexican touchdown.
Mexican Touchdown by wolfeldar April 20, 2015

Mexican Take Out 

A suxual act where the male puts his balls into the female's vagina.
Hey Baby, I am in the mood for some Mexican Take Out. He put his "beans" in her "box".
Mexican Take Out by Austicole February 20, 2011

Mexican Tongue Torch 

The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.
Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*

Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!

Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.
Mexican Tongue Torch by GioSerg April 27, 2011