Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.

I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.

by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014

Methlish

“(n.) A broken dialect of English fueled by meth addiction and inbreeding originating in Florida.”

Ex. “I couldn’t understand @hungry#4756 ‘s mom. She had three teeth and spoke Methlish.”

by Ezmyr April 3, 2023

Mathilde

Very awkward girl but interestingly enough doesn't make things uncomfortable. She's very knowledgeable and you can ask her anything you want and she will give you a correct answer. She is very loyal to her beleifs. Has a lot of mood changes. Very caring and extremely good with children. Will probably get married to a Luis.

Wow! Mathilde is here! Time for the awkwardness !

by mimidauphin June 7, 2020

Methican

Adj. To describe a Hispanic American under the influence if Methamphetamine.

Watch out Jose has turned into a Methican, and is now tearing apart the toaster.

Jimmy was hanging out with the Methicans down the street

by PsychoMike April 4, 2008

Mathila

Pronounced Muh-Till-La.
She is a beautiful girl who doubts herself. She is very nice and extremely loyal once you become her close friend. She will always be there for you and offer you advice when you're feeling down. She likes to be called panda ;) and LOVES a certain boy nicknamed xDuty. She's very stubborn and is very sociable (even if she doesn't admit it). She's very fun to hang out with and is also extremely cute and AMAZING <3

Person 1: Woah she's so cute

Person 2: She must be a Mathila, dude.

by Shattered Stars January 25, 2019

Methology

Methology is the thought process which goes through a meth users head a spit second before he or she say "hold my pipe or rig or straw an watch this!!! Followed by incarceration or hospitalization or induction in the world record book!Most likely the first one.

Hey Randy how. did you end up in the Cull,an County Jail again?

Randy:You see what happened was my Methology was all wrong.The doctor says iv got chipped chromosomes!!!!

by anonymous February 9, 2019

Metheleptic

adj: used to describe a dancer who is both overly enthusiastic and abysmally uncoordinated.

methhead + epeleptic=metheleptic

That guy at the club was dancing like a metheleptic.

by Greasepaintjunkie April 15, 2010