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Mercy Flush

Flushing a particularaly bad-smelling turd down the toilet in the stall of a public bathroom while you are still crapping so other people will not smell it. This can be repeated as many times as necessary.
Person in right stall: *Poops*

Person in left stall: "Oh God! That's Horrible! How about a
Mercy Flush?"

Person in right stall: *Flushes*

Person in left stall: "Thanks."

Person in right stall: "Welcome" *Continues Pooping*
by VegitarianZombie July 23, 2009
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Mercy

Mercy
Mercy is a rare gem
by Desire 2016 February 6, 2020
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Mercy Grope

When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.
Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.
by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 13, 2009
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Merry Fuckthis

A reaction formation to traumatic events surrounding the concept of an industrialized Christmas.
After realizing Heather indebted the family by spending the measly $600, they hadn't even received, on the undeserving children they never wanted; Kyle shouted "Merry Fuckthis".
by Karen&KyleKoss December 25, 2020
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Meriyah

Meriyah is the most caring person you can think of. She is hot af, if you catch her don't ever let her go. You will regret it your whole life. She truly is amazing, she is talented and rarely makes you mad.
by Someone who loves Meriyah October 30, 2015
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Merp

the sound a Sergal makes

also, praise the merp.
Sergal: Merp

every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE
by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020
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Merry happy!

A joke holiday greeting. Used because of its cultural and religious neutrality.
Merry happy! I hope you have a fun Winter Solistice.
by bmcke December 27, 2009
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