by acirema January 30, 2008
To be beaten up. To get knocked out.
by Matt Hawkins June 18, 2005
to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"
by sjte5409 January 29, 2009
To totally own (or pwn) something or someone but implies ejaculating all over them afterwords.
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.
Can be used as a noun: Merkage
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.
Can be used as a noun: Merkage
Swimmer 1: Oh total merkage! I just destroyed you!
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!
Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.
Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!
Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.
Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.
by Dub Ard September 09, 2009
I merkked the fuck out of her vag.
by douglas basterd May 04, 2010
by ji balla August 11, 2009