Merced

To get run over by a Mercedes.

"You just got Merced! Now you have a Mercedes logo imprinted on your head."

by DJ Stryker November 5, 2006

mercs

Rhyming slang for contact lenses, i.e. mercedes-benzes, contact lenses.

I'm not wearing glasses today, I've got my mercs in.

by wilco85 January 23, 2010

merc

Thug a nigga
Kill
Murder Death Kill

When a nigga play Halo, he mercs fools

by Thug masta May 10, 2003

Merc

A large headed individual who pretens to have kids to make friends

Ad4m: look at you head
Merc: yea whatever

by No January 16, 2005

Merc

To 'tap' or 'get' with a girl.

"Let me merc it" AKA Dizzee Rascal 'Dance Wiv Me'

by whatislife October 25, 2008

merc

1. to kick a niggas ass
2. to have sex with a trick

1. Im a merc that nigga's ass for sayin that shit!

2. Im merc'd that trick last night

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

merced

Originates from:

to be the recipient of a gang related drive by shooting from a mercedies benz

can also be spelt "Merked" because it is usually spoken by illiterate chavs

"Wheres my Fucking Money!!!!"
"um...... i lost it?"
"you are gonna get merced"

"you iz getin merked bruv ennit"

by nuttahhh February 24, 2008