mendatory

"mendatory" is "a thing men must do because they are men". Like forced chivalry or something

It's mendatory that you be proud

by Syndaeris August 9, 2022

Gisselle Mendoza

Gisselle is divine. A goddess. Gisselle is a woman who has natural beauty that overrules makeup. Gisselle is a woman who is kind-hearted, sweet, warm, and beyond gorgeous. Gisselle is the kind of woman someone wants to spend the rest of their life with. She is the kind of woman everyone wants to have kids with. Besides being the best person because of her personality, she is sexy. Her beauty, her smile, her laugh, her amazing hair, her body stops the world and slows it down. She is worth more than life itself. True beauty. She is an angel in human form on earth. She is heaven on earth. She is heart and soul in human form. She is the love songs I write about. She has tough days, but she still puts it aside to fix your tough days. She is the light in every dark place. She is the one that keeps people going. Gisselle is a woman you love. Gisselle is a woman you give the world and more to. Gisselle is a woman you fight for until your very last breath. Gisselle is the woman I love.

I’d love to and would be honored to date Gisselle Mendoza.

by YourHiii November 1, 2018

Mrs/Ms Mendoza

The kinda teacher to treat everyone like a retard or st because she is “supposedly smarter” than everybody. She also loses a crap ton of people’s homework and other class assignments. She is also extremely loud at times for very poor reasons. Also soon to retire

Mrs/Ms Mendoza“Dave I don’t have your paper”
Dave “Can I look through the ones that are graded?”
*1st paper on stack*
Boi 👋🏿

by Soakedinred November 26, 2018

Mendoza

Of relating to relating to men who have the potential to do it all from "a" to "z" and back to "a"

Men-does-z-a

Friend A: Hey did you hear about Rod he made it to the Olympics!

Friend B: Isn't he an Engineer or Doctor or something???

Friend A: Yeah he's a Mendoza...lucky bastard!

by I've met a Mendoza February 19, 2010

Carolina Mendoza

A brownish-yellowish girl who is about 5'4 and wants a girlfriend. She likes to drink cranberry juice and get head in GTA from hookers. Although she is lactose intolerant she still decides to eat/drink dairy products which result in shitting on the toilet and suffering from stomach pain. Carolina has good friends like mE, so dont fuck with her or I'll eat ur ass. Moral of the story, she is gay.

Carolina Mendoza
Example of this gay faggot:
Carolina: "I want a girlfriend wAaAAaaAaH"
me: "stfu"

by ur focking dad bitch May 8, 2020

breiny mendoza

a really hairy girl on every body part

damn Chewbacca looks like breiny mendoza

by the cheeseburger September 24, 2020

Menday

A happy holiday designed to appreciate men. Celebration occurs on the second Monday of September. Nothing special needed just let your man relax and get him or cook him a nice dinner...THIS IS NOT A ROMANTIC HOLIDAY

In celebration of Menday Susan cooked Marty a great dinner and gave him an hour long massage which ended with a huge smile on Marty's face...Don't we all like happy endings...

by MenNeedaDay.com April 6, 2008