meathooked

when your hitting your chick from behind, you fish-hook her mouth with your index finger and make her head turn sideways..."i just meathooked my hoe last night"

I was hitting my bitch from backside and i meathooked her ass while i was skeet-skeeting in her...bitch was pissed...

by natedawg202 August 15, 2006

Jersey Meathook

O.k...so this is the real definition...In use since at least 1998. While dancing with a women on the dancefloor, you reach over her shoulder all the way down to below her ass...then with two fingers you reach through her legs and hook her from the front. Note: this is much easier if she is short or you arms are super long.

While dancing, Guido gave Gloria the good ole Jersey Meathook!

by Toughie96 December 9, 2008

Jersey Meathook

The Jersey Meathook is where you touch all your fingers together and you push as hard/fast as possible into a wet vagina.

“How’d she cum?”

“I used the Jersey Meathook”

by Whoisasking February 4, 2019

Meatlocks

Meatlocks are fat, girthy arms on women that look like they could choke out Lou Ferrigno.

Greg: Go ask that chick to dance.
Me: Which one?
Greg: The one with the meatlocks.
Me: No thanks, faggot
Greg: Hahaha!

I tried to go all "Over the Top" on that bitch but her meatlocks put me out of business. She was one tough customer.

by colbra June 30, 2011

Jersey Meathook

Having sex with a girl, then having your friend burst out of the closet with a camera. When that happens, you give the girl the shocker and lift her in the air as he takes the picture.

Want to see the picture from last night's Jersey Meathook?

by Esco August 21, 2006

meathook

Male genitalia (a la, penis)

Touch me, I kill ya. Touch my stuff, I kill ya. And ff any of you homos try and throw your meathooks on me, I kill ya.

by cwylie April 30, 2006

Persian Meathook

A sexual position where a women is performing fellatio and the man puts his finger in the women's anus and lifts the women off the ground so that she is suspended. This sexual position is not normally very pleasurable for either sexes but is normally used for those that are crazy.

Greg did the persian meathook last night, it was really wierd.

by Alex Rake July 14, 2010