Mcjob

a really crappy job, usually at McDonald's that pays less than minimum wage and offers no way to move up
requirements:
acne
overweight
no high school diploma
your virginity
preferred:
still lives with mom

boy: oh yeah, i heard miguel got a mcjob
girl: god, hes such a loser

by kait December 9, 2003

Mcjob

Also spelled MC-JIHAD.

A holy war mainly waged against hashbrowns.

Abdullah waged his own personal MC-Jihad against McDonalds

by billy graham December 3, 2003

Mcjob

A blowjob at McDonalds, usually done in a restroom under unstanitary conditions.

Could you please supersize that Mcjob for me?

by Mrmcjob December 7, 2003

mcjobbing

to work in a McJob at minimum wage

He slaves away mcjobbing with minimum wage.
She suffers from mcjobbing ennui.

by ninotchka2 June 25, 2014

mcjob

A Blow job, hand job, tit job, or any kind of job given by a clown

"Yo man, i was at my kid sisters birthday party, and Bowzo gave me a mcjob"

by Mike Vaspasiano March 30, 2007

mcjob

The "favor" you get in the McDonalds bathroom

Johnny got a McJob from the assistant manager.

by D November 15, 2003

Mcjob

To give a greasy, sickening blowjob.

"Oi Love, Want A Mcjob?"

by thenclman January 20, 2008