martha

(noun)a term used to describe a girl who's a genuine badass; a successful independent woman who doesn't take crap from no one and is well respected by everyone; everyone she meets loves her and just flat out envies how bad-ass she is; may be used in adj. form

The new girl applied to the new teaching program and was such a bad-ass that she got in; the interviewers were stunned by her sense of martha-ness.

by Asianguywhorocks28 March 18, 2009

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I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

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Maitha

Maitha, ahh where to begin. 1. She so pretty 2. She’s so hot 3. Smart asf 4. VERY funny 5. Seggsy

Maitha: hey bestie
Me: let’s run away together

by only_spittin_fax_yo May 3, 2021

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Martha Focker

Interjection- A less offensive replacement of "Mother Fucker." Usually used amongst children, parents, and Mormons. Origin-"Meet the Parents"

Oh Martha Focker, that really freakin hurt!

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

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Dirty Martha

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).

I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.

by Naughty Counselor October 24, 2008

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