Mattingus

Ancient Greek god, crowned as the god of coitus and copulation, also known as sexual intercourse.

Hannah: you think your good in bed? Ha, that's a joke.

Matt: I'm not just good in bed, I AM MATTINGUS, GOD OF COITUS AND COPULATION! I'm not just good, im absolutely unimaginably fantastic.

by Mattingus, God of Coitus August 19, 2012

mattijs

Mattijs
One who is butthurt and/or causes others to become butthurt.

or

A police officer

"Dude, stop being so Mattijs right now."

"Sorry dude, my bad, I'm Mattijs"

"Slow down there's a Mattijs over there and you're going 10 over the speed limit"

"Dude, put the blunt down, we're about to drive past a Mattijs"

by Manbearpig297 November 11, 2014

Martijn

Usualy refered to as "zwart geld"
Drives camaros and like frape's "a papi"

Nice camaro, a papi.
It's a martijn

by The black habibi May 30, 2017

martijn dennebos

Martijn Dennebos was a teacher at STC Group.
He left STC Group in 2017.
He was bullied by people that are gangsters.

Martijn dennebos is a teacher at STC Group

by slaafy April 29, 2018

Mattijs Van Tiggel

~The Gatekeeper of Memes~
Also known as "Doctor Dark" in GTA

Person 1: Is that Mattijs Van Tiggel?
Person 2: You mean The Gatekeeper of Memes?

by PlotsGamesFan March 1, 2020

Martijn

Martijn thinks he is very good at ZOMBS Royale but he secretly uses aim bot.

Yo how did he kill that guy. nah fam he was just doing the martijn

by Chimken nufgets September 4, 2020

Martijn

Thinks he is so good at ZOMBS Royale but he secretly uses aimbot

He's just killing them cuz he is using aimbot, he is martijn

by Chimken nufgets September 4, 2020