Mattie

An awesome person that is caring and loving who you should date

your such a mattie

by Mattie claws January 25, 2017

mattie

kind-o the coolest, sweetest person ever. usually swedish or scandinavian and can't sing....

that girl i just met...yeah, she's a mattie. just looking at her makes me want to give her flowers!

by suzannie June 15, 2008

Matticus

When someone 'pulls a matticus', they instantly grow large sideburns, and turn even more insane.

Dude, I thought he was already a nutcase, but now he's gone and pulled a matticus.

by Matthew Mairis November 30, 2006

mattituck

Mattituck is located next to Cutchogue and Jamesport. It is a ridiculously small town. There are about 8 and a half black people in total. The hispanic population is growing at an alarming rate, but whose isnt these days? Most kids find themselves smoking weed because there isnt much else to do at all. If you screw up once, you get a reputation that will stick. All of the kids in this school that think they are "popular" will amount to nothing later on in life, and no one will give a flying shit about them when they go to college. Walbaums is a freak show on friday nights. The strawberry festival is the single most exciting thing that happens. The school is obsessed with soccer. We dont have our own football team, the porters consists of Mattituck Southold and Greenport. There are more skaters in Mattituck then you could believe, their garb of choice is a constume consisting of ball sack squeezing pants and shoe lace belts. Wierd? yeah, it is pretty disgusting. Most of the guys in mattituck think they're "Real OG's" because they wear baggy pants and listen to lil wayne like its a religion.

Mattituck Kid 1: I fucking hate this town, theres never shit to do.
Mattituck Kid 2: Uhm, my mom said its okay if we smoke pot in my room since i got a good report card.
Mattituck Kid 1: FUCK YEAH. lets do itttt.
Mattituck Kid 2: Just tell your mom we're going to the movies.
Mattituck Kid 1: Good idea, she'll totally buy that.

by thamaqiccw0rdd August 21, 2009

mattie

mattie is kinda the best thing in your life. just sayin. we arent boys! we are awkward.

mattie is mattie

by someonewhoissomeone October 5, 2013

mattiel

a person, usually female, who likes to take baths with a numerous amount of crayons (usually Crayola).

I was mattiel-ing the other night!

by sydeatsworld January 26, 2010

Mattius

A guy that loves music and usually plays the guitar. He isn’t the smartest but he tries his best. He is really funny but a bit inappropriate and immature. He also tends to argue with people a lot but he is also really nice and kind. He is a great friend and will always stick by your side. He can be a bit indecisive too. He is also kinda smexy and hot… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: Wow, that hot air balloon is big!

Mattius: hehe, big. Like your mum!

You: …. Shut up

by C0S November 17, 2021