matthatesmilfs

the best person in the world.

they are so cool, like matthatesmilfs.

by Matthatesmilfsfan June 25, 2021

matchai

a woman better than an arooj and shen

hey look it's leni robredo! she's a matchai!

by Atenista June 9, 2022

Matcha Parfait

Gay slang term for prostate orgasm.

When he would get excited, he was capable of having a matcha parfait.

by NotebooksandSketchbooks June 9, 2010

Matcha Mochi

An English malapropism of the Spanish word "muchísimo." Usually spoken in context to someone who is funny, beautiful, and who you care a lot about.

Te quiero matcha mochi. :)

by Defense2001 January 19, 2022

dirty matcha

When you go into a Japanese sex club and get a pretty boy in a grinch costume.

That dirty matcha really got me off at the club last night.

by LikeTheAlcohol February 13, 2021

matchatosis

Affliction most commonly found in men where they are incapable of properly matching their clothing. Coordinating their clothes may often cause anxiety and result in teasing, taunting, and loss of confidence.

You suffer from matchatosis if you believe that just because your shirt is green and your pants are green that they match. Olive green and Kelly green are two entirely different tones and do not work well together.

by Richelle H November 16, 2006

dudey machato

a person who is stupid and pees in their pants and has a fat penis and poops in their pants

u pee in ur pants, ahhhh! dudey machato u r so stupid

by Anonymous June 12, 2003