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danny macaskill

an amazing bike rider who does extremely amazing tricks. and is amazing
by Nathan Snowball August 11, 2009
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Maasai jumping-jack

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012
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MaaS

MaaS or Machine As A Service is a new methodology to market machinery to users. Rather than selling the equipment, the equipment is given to the end-user with no initial capital expenditure. The client only pays for the work performed by the machine.
Example; Hey Billy Joe, they just delivered my butter making centrifuge. It normally costs $500,000 but I got it on a MaaS model and pay $1.90 for every pound of butter I produce with it. Wow.... I am amazed.
by Afshin Doust @ AIS October 12, 2019
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mamas

Term of endearment for a young woman. Used in replace of hunny, sweetie, babe, baby and so on.
by MsLadieT January 21, 2010
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Matashi711

-Are yu Matashi711?
-yes
-Are yo rapper like lil pump?
-no, stupit Bitch im a gaymer
by Matashi 711 October 8, 2018
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makasia

A girl who usually has dark brown or black hair. She has lots of friends. She is also very nice.
Me... Makasia looks like a nice girl.

Girl... She is my friend leave her alone.
by Afergy2234 March 17, 2018
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mahasen

mahasen is this cat lol any definition wrks
by mlg360noscoperesm8standbacksho October 12, 2018
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